Collin Kelly

text & art

Writes everyday. Draws sometimes. Kills dragons when needed.

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on the 65th Birthday of Peter J Kelly

Today is my Dad's birthday. He would have been... 65. Though if you would have told him, "Pete, you're 65", he would have probably replied with a rude noise, and insisted that was impossible.

I've been wondering lately what kind of advice he would have given me, considering the tenuous nature of my life at the moment. I'm pretty unemployed, have very little net worth, and yet what I'm passionate about couldn't be going better. I have a girl who I'm crazy about, and I'm just about as healthy as I can get.

"So," he would say, "Situation desperate, but not critical?" It was one of his favorite catch phrases. 
"Yeah Dad, I guess." 
"Well, what are you whining about then? Work is terrible. The only real vacation is when you're unemployed." 
"Yeah, but I want to, you know, be a responsible adult." 
"Stop right there. Being a responsible adult is the worst. I do not recommend it. In fact, I recommend not being an adult at all. That's why I never grew up."

He always led by example - as in, he made the wrong choice, and then I knew what NOT to do. But the man knew the importance of not sweating the small stuff. He knew the value of friends, of relaxing, and of enjoying the good times when you're living them.

Happy Birthday Dad.

Situation desperate, but not critical.

Tales from BEHIND THE BOOTH: SDCC 2014

Another San Diego Comic Con has come and gone. For the first time in 8 years, I didn't stand in a single line; I didn't walk the floor until my blisters had blisters; I didn't 'ooh' and 'aah' as celebrities crowded onto a panel to introduce exclusive footage. 

"Dang, Collin," you say, "sounds like you went and missed everything!". 

But I just slowly shake my head. Because for the first time, I wasn't at SDCC as a fan... 

This year, I was a Creator. This year... I was BEHIND THE BOOTH. 

With HACKTIVIST coming out in hard cover just two weeks ago, the fine people at Boom!/Archaia decided that it would behoove sales to trot Jorkstone and I out to the con, and shackle us to the booth. A prison with golden cuffs, let me tell you. They set us up at opposite ends of the Archaia table, the short end of the Boom! Booth rectangle. Between us were some of the greatest creators on Archaia's slate, which is a company known for the stunning quality of their publications. Here I was, standing right next to creators who I am legit in awe of, and who I can now call friends. Yes, my feet weren't blistered from walking the floor, but by the end of con my voice was raw from pitching, and everything from the thighs down was an aching mess (Con Tip: You can't sell books if you're sitting in a chair!)

The upside? We sold out of HACKTIVIST! Wait, let me try that again...

EVERY. SINGLE. COPY. OF. HACKTIVIST.

SOLD OUT. 

Yeah, that's what's up. Yes, we were loud. Yes, there were two of us. Yes, Alyssa was tweeting up a storm, and she has more fans than a Burlesque Academy. Yes, it didn't hurt that we were right next to the Marvel Booth, which lead to many people just kind of loitering as they waited for this or that celebrity to show up, which gave us the perfect chance to sell them their new favorite book (Con Tip: If you see Paul Rudd in person, yell that he is handsome, because then he will smile at you and everything will be right in the world). But also, people were just interested, because unlike most books out there, what we were selling was real, grounded, and topical as all get out. 

But the best moment? The best moment was when a girl came to the table - she might have been 20 years old. I go into my normal spiel, and she stops me - 

"Oh, you don't have to tell me, I love Hacktivist. I have all the issues." I blush, and smile, and make the kind of humble banter that comes so easy when someone tries to hit me with praise. But then she says something that stops me cold. 

"Hacktivist made me fall in love with comics." 

This girl had tried comics, but she didn't care for flights and tights and magic and BS. She wanted real, she wanted grounded, and she wanted character. Now, she was buying everything... and it was because of us. 

Look, every comic fan has that moment when it clicks. For me, it was Mike Mignola's HELLBOY. For this girl, it was our HACKTIVIST. We were her gateway drug, and I couldn't be happier to have gotten her addicted. In the smallest of ways, we changed her life - which is why why WHY we write at all. Full stop. 

Did it really happen? It's all such a blur. 

Friday Afternoon we did a thing. We had a meeting. It was amazing. But I can't talk about it.

Friday Night we went to a "nerdcore" hip-hop show, where the most awesome and charming MC Lars shouted out that HACKTIVIST was his new favorite comic and that everyone should check it out - that was pretty rad. 

Saturday Morning we did some interviews, including a sit down with the Electronic Freedom Foundation (or EFF), who are basically the front line of defense for all hacktivists who find themselves on the wrong side of the law. They gave us stickers, and their friendship. 

Sunday, most excellent cousin David and ConWizard Charles were kind enough to hook me up with my most desirous of SDCC Exclusive Toys: Pacific Rim All-Black Jaegers.  

all smaller toys live in terror of their all-black magesty

all smaller toys live in terror of their all-black magesty

While the lovely Ms. Geek Powers helped me find the greatest hat in all of Time/Space:

I was hypnotized by it, lost a decade of my life to its depths, saw the universe be born and die and be born again...

I was hypnotized by it, lost a decade of my life to its depths, saw the universe be born and die and be born again...

And as always, for all four days my brutha-from-anutha-mutha Jack Attack was the thunder to my lightning - together, we are a storm that no one can stand against. 

Thank you to everyone who came to the booth, who bought Hack, who shook my hand and let me ramble. It was an unforgettable event. 

But the Tales from Behind The Booth have only just begun... 

 

 

 

 

 

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